A Steele in the Night
He sat on the cheap
bed in
a questionable motel, picking at the Chinese food he’d bought a block
over at a shop jammed into the middle of a strip mall between a dry
cleaner and
tattoo parlour. Ignoring it for a moment, he flipped open the
suit coat he’d worn that day and withdrew
the wallet. Stroking the impossibly soft leather with his thumb,
he glanced toward the coat
again. He’d kept both from his charade as “Remington Steele” two
days earlier.
Only five bills of various
denominations filled the wallet, but they
represented nearly half of what he had at the moment. Reaching
into his shoe, he pulled out two more.
A third came from his shirt pocket, and the last three had to be
pried off his skin. The tape he’d used
to strap them to his hip stung as he peeled it off. He’d learned
long ago not to be caught without cash.
He’d used most of his
blunt to finance this operation. Cursing
himself for letting a pretty face distract him, he ran his fingers
through his hair. He’d needed to score
the Royal Lavulite here. Chasing it down in the next city meant
coming up with money he didn’t have at the
moment. Two days, he decided. Two days could get him money
wired from his account in Monte Carlo. He didn’t have a great
deal there anymore--just enough to get by.
But the delay might cost him his
next best chance to lift the gems. Running out of time and
options, he swore under his breath.
Dropping the wallet on the
bed, he took up his plastic fork and speared
a chunk of chicken from the paper box.
He used to have a nice
nest egg built up in that account, but in the
year since Anna had died, he’d tapped into it--hard. He squinted
as he realized that the spunky
brunette detective responsible for his distraction had been the first
to peak his interest since he’d read that damned
newspaper and found Anna there. He’d spent nearly a year
running from both the pain of her
betrayal--for, according to the paper, she had been married--and her
death on the night they were to go away
together.
Anna. He’d found her
conning an older man into paying for an
expensive hotel room. The man had booked it while she flirted
and had given her the room number before
she'd flitted away. Curious as to her next move, he’d followed
her.
Once at the hotel, she’d
posed as an executive assistant and had made arrangements for a second
room to be booked under the same man’s
name and credit card. A flick of her fingers had had the bellhop
moving her things into that room.
Smiling at her audacity,
for the man she’d conned would undoubtedly
spend the night alone only to pay the bill for both rooms later, he’d
caught up with her at the bar and
had bought her a drink. She’d been startled to discover he’d seen
through her entire charade.
For two months he’d been
wholly hers. He'd courted her--taking
her dancing, buying silly posies and warming her bed. When he'd
admitted he was a fair thief, she’d been
delighted. They'd made
plans. On the night they were to leave together, she hadn’t
come. And then, in the hazy dawn of the next
morning, he'd read the devastating news of her drowning.
He was still ashamed at
the way he’d behaved in his grief. The
drinking, gambling and womanizing had dribbled away the nest egg he’d
built up in the months of expensive
living in Monaco. But somewhere around
spring, the grief and anger had lessened enough
for him to breathe again, and the hard playing lost appeal.
Setting it all aside, he'd focused his
time and energy on rebuilding his capital. A couple of quick
thefts had given him what he'd needed to track down the
Royal Lavulite.
Now he’d been sidetracked.
A routine reconnaissance mission of
the security setup for the gems had turned into something else entirely.
Like Anna, he’d caught
Laura Holt pulling off an excellent con.
But Laura’s ambitions had nothing to do with scoring a place to
sleep for the evening. He shook his head at her audacity.
Laura’s plans
were grand--and elaborate. She’d created a
fictitious boss as a front for her detective agency in order to launch
it as an industry leader. Subtle
questioning here and there had revealed that it was working.
Remington Steele Investigations had solved dozens of
complex cases in the past year, developing an outstanding reputation
for discretely solving the
problems of the upper echelon of LA society.
As with any con artist
caught in the act, she’d been afraid he would
tip her hand. But there had been something more--and he’d felt it
in his gut. Her first reaction,
the one that made her flash into a rage in an instant, had nothing to
do with the con--and everything to do with
him. He’d seen it in those fabulous, pissed-off brown eyes.
She liked him. Or
had. The anger came from discovering he
wasn’t who he’d professed to be. Only a handful of women had ever
discovered one of his scams--three to be
exact--and all had found his con artist/thief persona even more
interesting than the character he’d
played.
But Miss Holt hadn’t.
She'd wanted him to be the
man who sent her a magnum
of champagne. She'd wanted the witty man who had treated her with
respect for her intelligence.
The snort of irony he let
out emphasized the irritating quirks of fate
life had handed him. Only he knew that those things came from
him, not the character. He liked her.
Liked that she wasn’t willing to settle for second rate, liked
that she had gumption, liked that she had a
brain and wasn’t afraid to use it. And whom was he kidding?
She was sexy as hell. He’d nearly
swallowed his tongue at the sight of the red dress revealing dozens of
pretty freckles dusted across her pale skin.
When he’d yanked her to him on the dance floor, he’d felt muscles
flexing under his hands, but the
grace with which she wore them belied her strength.
He smiled.
She was a complicated woman--and
an utterly fascinating one.
Dropping the wallet to
scrub his face with both hands, he lay back on
the bed, ignoring the food cooling into a gelatinous, unappetizing mess.
Good Lord, he'd tired of
this life. What would it be like, he
wondered, to be able to pursue a woman like Laura Holt? She
wasn’t a fragile violet ready to wilt at the
first blush of indecency. She wouldn’t flinch from adversity.
Someone with her abilities wouldn’t be interested
in the weak or the stupid. Nor would she appreciate being
coddled. But her long hair and red dress had
revealed a streak of romance and femininity that was surely a part of
her as much as her quick brain.
Miss Holt needed a partner, someone to appreciate all those
intricate pieces of her.
What a damned shame he
couldn’t even try--she’d be a hell of a
challenge. But perhaps it was for the best. After Anna, he
wasn’t sure if he ever wanted to commit to
another woman and have his heart shattered. Perhaps he should
stick with the simple, uncomplicated
kinds of ladies who asked for little more than dinner and a tumble.
At this moment, all he
really wanted was a comfortable bed, a kitchen
where he could cook a decent meal, a nice glass of wine, and a bloody
credit card so he didn’t have
to carry cash.
For a good twenty minutes,
he lay on the bed feeling sorry for himself.
When that annoyed him, he sat up and took the wallet again,
caressing the leather cover.
Swiftly, he changed into a casual shirt and slacks suitable for
walking. The wallet went into the jacket. A toothpick from
the pocket gave him something to nibble since
dinner had proved unappetizing.
The agency was farther
than he remembered, and it took him nearly an
hour and a half to get there by foot. Without glancing around, he
strolled to the elevator and
punched the number eleven button. The brightly lit hallway
contrasted with the dark office. In seconds,
he picked the lock--damned shame for a detective agency to have these
pitiful things but easier for him at any
rate.
Ignoring the secretary’s
desk in the reception area, he opened the door to the first
office on the left. It was a
man’s office, judging by the lack of style and haphazard stack of
papers on the industrial desk. The diploma on
the wall and scattered pictures gave a few indications of a personal
life--no booze, no drugs, nothing other
than files filled the desk. It appeared Miss Holt’s associate
lived a clean life.
Crossing through the
connecting door, he found Miss Holt’s domain.
A pretty lamp graced the edge of her ruthlessly organized desk.
He sat in her chair, skimming
fingers across each picture, paper clip, and file. The case file
for the Royal Lavulite lay square in the
center as if it was the last thing she’d touched before going home for
the day. Involuntarily, the thought made
him smile.
Rising, he walked through
the other door in her office. Here he
found “Mr. Steele’s” office: stark, elegant, stocked with a wet bar and
an executive bath. But empty
desk drawers and new suits hanging in the wash room confirmed again the
massive con Miss Holt had set into
motion.
Impressed,
he
wandered
about
the
room,
stopping
to take in the view of
downtown LA at night. Suddenly jealous, he
cursed vividly. And
then a grin flashed across his face. He’d been Remington Steele
for a few short hours--and liked it. In
fact, he thought he'd pulled it off rather well indeed.
Certainly, Miss Holt couldn’t fault him for his
conduct. So why not make Mr. Steele a living, breathing part of
the agency?
Amused at the
possibilities, he wandered across to the bar to pour a neat Scotch.
Reading the Glenlivit label, he quirked his
eyebrows. The woman had good taste.
Would she allow him to
step into the phantom Steele’s shoes?
Knocking back the drink, he muttered, “There's only one way to
find out.”
A few
hours of sleep on
the office sofa proved more comfortable than
the bed in his questionable hotel room. When dawn streaked the
skies, he slipped into the
shower--taking advantage of someone’s soap and shampoo. The razor
seemed a touch dull but did the job
adequately enough. Given his preference for cleanliness and
neatness, he rather liked the idea of an executive
washroom. He thumbed through the clothes on the narrow rack and
selected a suit. Fine cotton and
French cuffs made him smile. The fit of the coat was a touch snug
in the shoulders and loose in the hips but
overall looked good enough. The shoes made him grin, for they fit
quite well. He had to make do
with his own briefs, but that presented little problem. A comb
from a drawer and the aftershave he
recognized from the hotel completed his toilette.
Arranging himself
comfortably in the chair behind the desk, he watched
the sky lighten and traffic flow as the morning advanced. It
would be only a matter of time now
before Miss Holt arrived, and her expression would tell him all he
needed to know. If she was
dismayed to see him, it would be a simple matter to thank her for …
whatever … and leave.
An hour later, he sat up
straight when two men’s voices could be heard
in the outer office along with the shutting of a door he assumed
belonged to Murphy. Moments later,
the lilt of Laura’s voice could be heard along with that of the
secretary--Miss Foxe? No, she wasn’t
quarry--she was a killer in high heels. Miss Wolfe suited her much
better, he decided.
The door opened and a man
entered. "Mr. Steele. I thought
you were in San Francisco." Turning in the chair, he barely
glanced at
the man--focusing instead on Laura’s face as she
eased into the room. That one look of surprised joy shot through
him like a thousand volts
of electricity, making up his mind in an instant.
"I was, but suddenly there
was nothing for me to do up there."
Remington Steele crossed the office to close the door behind Miss
Holt. He turned back to stand beside
her. "Now, how can I help you?" he asked the client.
Laura's astonished smile lit a glow within him.
For the first time in his memory, he was exactly where he wanted
to be.
26 July 2009
edited 11 August 2010