How to Make Love in an
Auburn
Timing:
The agency must not be involved at the moment in ANY cases involving double-crosses, kidnappings, murders, missing money or valuable property of any kind--or anything else even remotely dangerous.
Clothing:
Optional. But if required, she should wear a loose fitting skirt without pantyhose (thigh-high stockings are acceptable). He should have loose fitting slacks. No jeans.
Location:
Anyplace where there are no unwelcome visitors such as bugs, animals, cops or people with guns. A locked garage is considered acceptable, maybe even preferable.
Step 1:
Once all the above requirements have been satisfied, the couple must present themselves as willing participants.
Step 2:
The man will be located in the driver’s seat. In order to maximize physical contact between the two parties, the woman will be required to sit in the man’s lap, facing the steering wheel. This position will allow the man unfettered access to the woman particularly if he braces his knees on the inside of hers, restricting her ability to close her legs.
Step 3:
If her fingers are clever enough, she may be able to unbutton his slacks and free portions of his anatomy.
Step 4:
When the woman leans against the steering wheel, the man can position her ... over his ... (you get the picture). It is suggested that he take her for a long, hard drive.
* * * * *
Steele scanned through the instructions one more time. He hoped they would work. He picked up the phone.
“Monroe? Steele here. Mate, I’m going to have to cancel tonight. ... Yes, a case came up. ... Sure thing, old friend.”
He glanced at the note at the bottom page, just to make sure the wording hadn’t changed.
He wouldn’t be late.
8 March 2009
Timing:
The agency must not be involved at the moment in ANY cases involving double-crosses, kidnappings, murders, missing money or valuable property of any kind--or anything else even remotely dangerous.
Clothing:
Optional. But if required, she should wear a loose fitting skirt without pantyhose (thigh-high stockings are acceptable). He should have loose fitting slacks. No jeans.
Location:
Anyplace where there are no unwelcome visitors such as bugs, animals, cops or people with guns. A locked garage is considered acceptable, maybe even preferable.
Step 1:
Once all the above requirements have been satisfied, the couple must present themselves as willing participants.
Step 2:
The man will be located in the driver’s seat. In order to maximize physical contact between the two parties, the woman will be required to sit in the man’s lap, facing the steering wheel. This position will allow the man unfettered access to the woman particularly if he braces his knees on the inside of hers, restricting her ability to close her legs.
Step 3:
If her fingers are clever enough, she may be able to unbutton his slacks and free portions of his anatomy.
Step 4:
When the woman leans against the steering wheel, the man can position her ... over his ... (you get the picture). It is suggested that he take her for a long, hard drive.
* * * * *
Steele scanned through the instructions one more time. He hoped they would work. He picked up the phone.
“Monroe? Steele here. Mate, I’m going to have to cancel tonight. ... Yes, a case came up. ... Sure thing, old friend.”
He glanced at the note at the bottom page, just to make sure the wording hadn’t changed.
Pick me up at 7.
Don’t forget the Auburn.
He wouldn’t be late.
8 March 2009
Steele Holting On
Steele
Holting On
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