Steele Got the Touch
(a Remington Steele/Castle
crossover story)
October 2009
Laura stormed into the
agency with Remington on her heels. Both wore the same
expressions of fury as they closeted themselves in her office.
“I’m sorry, Laura. If I’d clued in a little faster, the bugger
wouldn’t be on his way to New York.”
She tossed her hair back and paced the length of her office and back
again. “Mr. Steele, we both had the same information. This
one got away.” She took a deep
breath to calm herself in order to think logically. It wasn’t the
first time they’d flushed out a perp by
dropping hints to snitches and paying for good leads, but they rarely
let one slip from their grasp so easily.
“You want to go after him?” he asked.
“I’d love to. What do you have in mind?”
“I know a guy.”
“You always do. Who is he and how can he help?” She leaned
against her desk. After twenty-seven years of partnership, her
husband never failed to surprise her.
The gray streaks in his hair and slight weight gain around the
middle hadn’t changed his good looks one bit,
though she would catch him frowning in the mirror from time to time.
He still had the same
wickedly charming grin and twinkle in his startling blue eyes that
caught her heart that first day so many years
ago.
“His name is Castle. Richard Castle. Met him in a poker
game a couple of years ago.”
“Castle? Not the writer, surely.”
“That’s the one.”
“How can a writer help us?”
“He’s based in New York. From the conversation that night, I know
he gets around. He can probably connect us with the right people.”
She laughed. “All right, Mr. Steele, tell Grace we’re coming.”
Grace Elizabeth Steele picked up her parents from JFK that night.
She’d moved to New York just two months ago when she’d won a
place in one of New York City’s elite
ballet companies. Currently a member of the corps, she had caught
the eye of the company director.
With her work ethic and ability to take to the air with the ease
of a bird, Laura had few doubts her
daughter would become a prima ballerina within a few short years.
Petite and auburn-haired as her mother, she sported the blue eyes of
her father--an unusual combination that rarely failed to attract
attention. “Mom, Da!” she called as
her parents stepped off the jetway.
Laura smiled even as her heart ached while her husband picked up his
baby girl in an enormous hug. The last of their children had
flown the nest. She and Remington had
to adjust to life alone again. They always had the agency to keep
them busy, and Laura had certainly taken
on a full case load to keep herself distracted.
But Remington had been dropping subtle hints that they wouldn’t be
keeping the pace for much longer. Laura kept finding brochures
for exotic locales in her desk drawers.
Yesterday, he’d changed the picture on her computer desktop to
show the Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel in
Paris. Any day now, she expected he would whisk her away on a
chartered jet. She looked
forward it, but in keeping with their perpetual games, pretended not to
notice his endeavors.
Grace gave her a tight hug and chattered happily in the back of the
taxi. Neither she nor Remington missed the girl’s obvious
loneliness. She had a little too much
desperation about her that had them exchanging knowing glances over her
head.
* * * * *
“Beckett, do you like surprises?” Rick Castle nearly bounced out
of his chair as he sat down in excitement.
“Coming from you, Castle? No.” Detective Kate Beckett
flicked her eyes at her dubious partner. She got a tiny kick out
of needling him.
“You’ll love this one. Last year, no--maybe two years ago, I met
this guy in a poker game in Los Angeles--"
“Do you have a gambling problem, Castle?”
“Nah. I just like to match wits. So anyway, this guy nearly
cleans me out. And not everyone can do that, mind you.
Guess who the guy was.”
“Russian mafia.”
“Come on.”
“Does this story have a point?” she put in.
“It will.”
“Nope, not playing.” She spun in her chair to face her junior
detectives. “Esposito--don’t we have any dead bodies to
investigate this morning?”
The younger detective turned around in his chair while his partner,
Kevin Ryan, looked on. “Fresh out, Beckett. So who was it,
Castle?”
“Ever heard of Remington Steele?”
“The dude out of L.A.? Isn’t he a big time private
investigator?” Detective Ryan asked from his perch on Esposito’s desk.
“That’s the one,” agreed Rick. “He and his wife have built this
amazing agency and run it for something like twenty-five years.”
“That’s a long time for a P.I,” Esposito quipped.
“Sure, and here’s the deal--I’ve researched them before.” Castle
wiggled in his chair in excitement.
“When Steele cleaned you out?” Ryan needled.
Rick agreed happily. “Yeah. So here’s the thing … Laura,
her name used to be Holt--Laura Holt--is an open book. Stanford
grad, math major, worked at an agency called
Havenhurst, opened her own business, closed it, then went to work for
Remington Steele
Investigations. Some eight or nine years later, she marries the
boss.”
Kate tapped her desk with her pencil. “Focus, Castle.”
“I’m getting there. So anyway, I take a look at Steele.
Know what I found?”
Annoyed at being reeled in by the story, she leaned back in her chair
and crossed her arms. “I don’t know. What did you find?”
“Nada. Nyet. Nothing. It’s as if he didn’t exist before
1982.”
Esposito and Ryan exchanged looks. “Wasn’t he a CIA agent?
I thought I read that somewhere.” Esposito asked.
Rick shook his head. “I asked my friend over there. No
dice. However,” he shot a sly look to Beckett, “I did find
immigration papers making him a legal citizen in 1986 under
the amnesty act of that year.”
She frowned. “So how did he own an agency prior to that?
For what, six or seven years?”
Rick wiggled his eyebrows. “Guess whose name is on the original
lease for the very first office that opened?”
“Castle,” she warned again.
“Laura Holt. And get this--the business was incorporated under
the name Remington Steele Investigations. Guess who was the only
shareholder, president and
CEO?”
“Laura Holt?” ventured Beckett.
“Got it in one. But a year after they married, all new paperwork
is filed converting the agency to a partnership with Remington and
Laura Steele holding equal shares.”
“Castle, all this backstory might be vaguely interesting, but what
exactly does it have to do with us?” Kate sneered.
“He called me yesterday. He’s got a case he’s chased here to New
York and remembered me. He thinks I’ve got connections.”
Esposito snorted. Ryan muttered, “You do have the Mayor on speed
dial.”
“You don’t get it.” Rick grinned.
“Castle, I’m growing old waiting for you to get to the point,” Kate
retorted.
“The point is, Detective Beckett, no one knows his story. He’ll
give you a press conference to fill your paper, but he never gives out
a single tidbit of information he doesn’t
want you to have.”
She hardened her eyes and pursed her lips. “So?”
“So, he’s got a story. A big one.“ Rick actually rubbed his
hands together in anticipation. Kate suppressed an involuntary
grin. “And if I get in good with him, maybe he’ll let
me write it.”
She cocked her head in curiosity. “What makes you think he’ll let
you write it if he hasn’t given a drop of information in nearly three
decades?”
Rick sat up in his chair and held his hands up. “I’m Richard
Castle. I love a good mystery.”
She shook her head again, resigned to his arrogance. “So when are
you going to hook up with them?”
He glanced at his watch. “Right about … now.” With a last
flash of a boyish grin to Beckett, he turned around in time to see an
extraordinarily handsome couple pause in the
doorway of the detective’s bullpen.
Kate glanced back at Esposito and Ryan, then rolled her eyes at their
obvious hero-worship before turning around to make her own assessment.
The woman had shoulder-length
dark hair, bordering on red. Mid-fifties, but by her toned arms,
still extraordinarily fit. She
moved with purpose, determination in every line of her body. The
man could only be described as elegant.
He was tall, with the face of a fallen angel, and a lock of black
hair streaked with gray dipping over his
brow.
Kate didn’t miss the assessing blue eyes. As a cop, she
recognized the Steeles’ bearing--any good detective would. The
couple appraised the room and each person in
it as they approached. Postures and orientations were noted and
filed away for later consideration.
Castle rose, casual by all appearances, but Becket saw the tension in
his stance. The observation irritated her. She didn’t want
to know Castle that well.
“Steele!” Rick reached for Remington’s hand and gave it a firm
shake.
“Castle.” The tall man indicated his wife. “My partner,
Laura Steele.” While the woman shook hands with Rick, Kate
thought the way he introduced the woman was odd--his
partner, not his wife. That was … cool. The smile blossomed
on her face before she realized her
own delight.
Laura saw it and held her hand out. “You must be Detective
Beckett. We’ve read … a great deal about you.” Her eyes
danced, and Kate took the proffered hand.
In an attempt to set the record straight, Beckett sneered, “Castle, did
you really have to make me ‘Nikki Heat?’ Now everyone thinks I’m
sleeping with you and I deliver bad
lines when I hold people at gunpoint.”
Laura exchanged looks with Remington and they both laughed.
“Detective, I think I’m going to like you,” Laura said with a
curve to her lips.
Kate didn’t respond, only turned to introduce the others. “Ms.
Steele, this is Detective Esposito and Detective Ryan. They used
to be my right and left hand men until
Castle weaseled his way in here. Now I’m stuck with a writer
tagging along everywhere I go.”
Laura clasped her hands together and rolled her eyes. “I know
something about that. I once had a partner who thought he knew
something about detective work. We
clashed from time to time over pesky things such as needing actual
evidence. He seemed to think if it
happened in the movies that should be good enough to determine the
culprit and the motives.”
Kate crossed her arms again. “What did you do?”
“Taught him what I knew and married him,” Laura said drily.
Esposito and Ryan let out short guffaws behind Beckett.
Ignoring Castle’s suddenly intent look, Kate told the other woman, “I
think I’m going to like you too. Now, what can the NYPD do for
you?”
Remington touched his lips before speaking, and from the months Beckett
had spent overseas in her travels, she recognized it as a classically
European gesture. “It’s a small case, really. Since you’re
Homicide, not Robbery,
it’s not necessarily your arena. We’ve tracked an art thief
to New York and hoped Castle here might have
contacts. None of ours have panned out, but we’d rather not lose
him.”
Laura retorted, “You mean you’d rather not lose the finder’s fees for
recovering the artwork.”
Ryan elbowed Esposito. “Why are we slugging it out as cops and
tracking down this stuff for a petty salary when they get percentages?”
His friend muttered, “I think it’s about having a regular paycheck, but
at the moment, the reason is beyond me.”
Beckett gave both of them a dirty look before turning to Castle.
“They want you, not me. Have fun! I’ve got murders to
solve.”
Rick shook his head. “Not at the moment unless you’re going to
work a cold case--which would be really cool by the way.
Or--" he fired a challenge, “--is Robbery
beneath you?”
“Castle, I really don’t like you.”
“I know; isn’t it great?”
Kate saw the Steeles pretending to ignore the whole exchange. She
gave in, curious in any case. “Got any leads?” she asked Laura.
For the rest of the morning, three cops, two private investigators and
a writer sketched out the trail of leads, connections and possibilities
on the murder board. Midway
through, Captain Montgomery interrupted. When he discovered the
identity of Castle’s
illustrious guests, he called in one of his better Robbery cops to
assist. Beckett followed him into his office.
“Captain,” she started.
“Nope, Beckett. It’s good press. I’ll be sure to tell the
Commissioner about how the NYPD tracked down an art thief in
cooperation with a top-notch private investigation
firm out of L.A. I want to stay on his good side. The Mayor
will hear it from Castle and we’ll all
be happy.”
“I’m doing this until the next body turns up, and then I’m done.”
“It’ll be good practice. It’s been a while since you’ve worked
Robbery. Have fun, Beckett.” She swallowed her irritation
and walked out.
Just after lunch, Beckett caught a break. A body had been found
in a dumpster four blocks over. She snatched her jacket off her
chair and, by automatic habit, checked her
gun and handcuffs.
“Do we have a murder?” Castle asked with a touch of glee.
“Hmm. I do, at any rate.”
Visibly torn, Castle turned to his guests. “Are we done yet?”
Laura answered for the couple. “We are. We have plenty of
leads to chase down this afternoon.” While she spoke, Rick wrote
out an address on a notepad.
“Come to dinner tonight. My place. I promise not to poison
you.”
Esposito and Ryan disappeared. Kate frowned. She hated
being the last one to a crime scene.
“Beckett will be there,” Castle stated.
“I will?” she said in surprise.
“Of course. Who would want to miss a chance to talk shop with a
pair of leading P.I.’s?” Castle watched her, a little too sure of
himself.
Remington interrupted. “Ah, we’re staying with our daughter.
She’s new in town and New York is a bit different from Los
Angeles.”
Castle nodded. “She’s what, eighteen now?” Remington
nodded, raising his brows as if surprised the writer had
remembered. “Bring her. Alexis will enjoy having
someone close to her age at dinner.”
Kate happened to be looking straight at Steele when Castle finished his
sentence. She caught the twitch of satisfaction at the corner of
the man’s mouth and wondered what it
meant as she agreed to come to dinner.
The evening turned out to be fun. Grace Steele and Alexis Castle
hit it
off beautifully. The girls chattered about the ballet, the new
movie Fame and the differences
between the east coast and west. The Steeles avidly listened as
Castle and Beckett took them through the twists and turns
of their latest case. Laura asked astute questions and arrived at
the same conclusions Beckett had, while
Castle looked on with interest.
Eventually though, as Kate knew he would, Castle turned the
conversation to the Steeles’ history. “What made the two of you
decide to be partners? I don’t know many
partnerships, much less marriages that last this long. How long
is it anyway?”
Remington grinned. “We’ve been married for twenty-four years come
spring.”
“But you were partners before that, for how long?” Castle probed.
“Mr. Steele began taking an active role in the agency in 1982. We
became partners nearly a year later,” Laura answered.
“So what did you do before that, Mr. Steele?”
Remington took a sip of his wine. “I learned to play poker, for
one. What did you do before you became a writer?” Kate
recognized the evasion and wondered how
Castle would handle it. She guessed he would shoot straight.
“I’ve always been a writer. But you haven’t always been a
detective.” Castle grinned back. For a moment Kate had to
admire his repartee. She thought Mr. Steele
would be irritated, but he surprised her.
“I was born in Dublin. Traveled with my father and saw a great
deal of the world. As an adult, I reveled in the South of France
for far too long. I came to Los Angeles,
liked it, stayed, fell in love and made it my home.”
Kate thought Steele was a touch too smug as he finished.
But his wife only smiled as she rose. “Anyone want a refill?” She
held up her empty goblet. Both men declined and kept their seats.
Curiosity aroused, Kate nodded. “I’ll come with you.” As
she followed the other woman, the thought occurred that she’d neatly
given Castle the opportunity to speak
frankly with Steele. He owed her.
Kate poured and then blurted a thought she’d had for most of the day.
“You do know the leads are going to come up dry for the thefts.”
Laura nodded. “I know. That’s not why we’re here.”
She aimed a narrowed-eyed look at the two men, then pointedly
turned to look in on the two girls animatedly talking in
the living room.
Understanding dawned in an instant. “You said Grace just moved to
New York. She’s lonely,” Kate said in a low voice.
“Mm-hmm.”
“Your husband trusts Castle to keep an eye on her?”
“Would you?” Laura asked bluntly.
Kate gave her a sharp look. “I’ve only know him for a few months.”
“You’re a detective, Ms. Beckett. You had him pegged five minutes
after you saw him.”
Kate flinched, then nodded before admitting, “Castle wants your story.
The real one.”
Laura gave her an odd half-smile. “The children are grown.
It can’t hurt to tell it. And perhaps it’s time.” She
let her eyes drift back to her husband. Kate saw
the banked fires of love flare, echoed back when Remington caught his
wife’s eyes.
For a moment Kate had to close her own. Her parents used to look
at each other that way. When she opened them, Laura touched her
hand in sympathy. “Whoever it was,
I’m sorry.”
“My mom. And thank you.” She slid her goblet toward Laura,
who filled it neatly before setting the bottle back on the counter.
“Detective Beckett?”
Kate looked up in curiosity.
“He’s absolutely infuriating. Rarely admits to being wrong.
Too clever for his own good--“ Laura paused.
Kate agreed, thinking of Castle. “Always horning in on my
territory, thinks he knows everything.”
“Damned good looking”
Wrinkling her nose, Kate nodded. “But loyal.”
“To a fault. I was speaking of my husband, Detective. Who
was on your mind?” Laura eyes twinkled.
Kate flushed, mortified at being caught.
Laura leaned in. “Enjoy the ride. It’s worth every
frustrating, ecstatic, perverse, and angry moment.” She waited,
apparently for the heat to leave Kate’s face. Then
she linked an arm through hers. “Come, Kate, let’s rejoin the men
and figure out who won the round.”
*****
On the flight home, Laura turned to Remington. “Next time you’re
worried about one of our children, just say so. You don’t have to
concoct an elaborate scheme to get
me to New York.”
He lazily slanted blue eyes her way. “But this was much more fun.
And you didn’t feel guilty about horning in on Grace’s life.”
“It was fun. And I’m Grace’s mom--so I never feel guilty about
intruding.” She reached for her crossword puzzle book. “I
know you like Castle. What do you
think about Detective Beckett?”
He let out a low laugh. “I think he’s got his hands full.
She’s everything he wants, and he doesn’t know how to get her.”
“Sounds familiar.”
“Hopefully, it won’t take them four bloody years to work it out.”
1 November 2009
edited 1 May 2010
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